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So i've figured out the mystery behind the problems of the world (and me in particular) it is...the EVIL (evil evil) Alliance!! I'm on to you now, evil alliance...i've figured you out, or at least part of you and will continue to do so until the end of my days!! I'll win...i will, the world will not believe you in your false accusations of me!! Jenna's global network for harmonious Jenna/world happiness will regin!!
KYLE:
Name: K-Y-L-E...the name that spells out evil!!
Position: Head President of the EVIL EVIL EVIL Foundation!!!! His evil is unsurpassable.
Closest Ally- Sean
Discovery Date: June 2001-Youth trip to Jacksonville, NC
Last reported location: Buies Creek, NC
Danger Level: EXTREMELY HIGH!! Use extreme caution when dealing with this character...
Ways Discovered: Extreme infatuation with girls, Jenna included, and makes them websites about his profound love for them (although he hasnt even really met them), which is sketchy, and then trying to run MACK trucks into a van full of church kids going to help an old lady move is over the line...he is also head of mack truck industries, and we wont even get into the evils of THAT!!
Sean:
Name: Sean O'Sullivan (or at least that's his alias)
Position: Almost co-head of the EVIL (evil evil) Alliance
Closest Ally: Kyle
Discovery Date: About 2 years ago at church
Last Reported Location: Southwest Guilford High School
Danger Level: VERY HIGH!! Abuse levels are also extremely high
Way of Discovery: Pointless ruthless maiming of the good side, me, in a CHURCH FACILITY with no probable cause or reason after barely meeting me!! Very stupid on your part, Sean, way to give yourself up!!
Justino
Name: Justin Flannagan (AKA Justino and Flannalannagan)
Position: Evil branch A (highest branch position)
Closest Ally: Andy Eiklor
Discovery Date/Place: February 2003-3rd period spainsh
Last Reported Location: Greensboro, NC-Brassfield Area
Danger Level: High on counts of burglary and abuse charges
Ways of Disvovery: calling the "good guy" (me) evil, therefore giving yourself away completely, (especially with that "evil pants" comment) and pointless theft of numerous writing utensils
Andy:
Name: Andrew JAMES Eiklor (AKA Andy, Senor Andres, Dumb piece of krap)
Position: Stupid Secretary
Closest Ally: Justin Flannagan
Discovery Date/Place: 1999, Physical Science Class
Last Reported Location: 3402 Tagus Drive, Greensboro, NC
Danger Level: Not very high, presently on standby--would be higher if subject had a higher brain capacity
Ways of Discovery: many questionable activities along with assisting Justino in the pen-stealing stunts
Logan:
Name: Logan Hanes (AKA Logie Boy)
Position: Branch C capitan
Closest Ally: Cody and Sean
Discovery Date: Summer 1997
Danger Level: Dangerous only at selective times when accompanied by accomplices or with a sloth cloth in hand
Ways of Discovery: Introduction of Sean, an evil alliance ultimatium, and random attacks with a sloth cloth, squeezing me to death, and occasional water and pear fights.
Cody:
Name: Cody Whyatt Rigsby (AKA Codiferous, Father Cody, Cojy, etc.)
Position: Lower portion of branch C
Closest Ally: Logan
Discovery Date: Winter 1999
Danger Level: Only moderate, but be on constant standby
Ways Discovered: Random stupid things, like honking car horns in the middle of Wendover Avenue at rush hour or pouring salt on your head, etc.
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