1.) "YOU GOT DIRT ON YOUR TROUSERS!!"
One thing you have to realize about Thomas is that he uses alternate more "proper" words for things that we normal americans arent used to like "trousers" but one day Mica, who was apparently being over spastic about the crumbs on the lunch table, started to brush them away from her umm eating area and some of them went across the table from her where Thomas sits and he just looks up at her in disgust and says "AHHHHHH you got DIRT ON MY TROUSERS!!!!" like it was a major crime of some type so when he does something offensive now then we put something....be it a wrapper, sandwich crusts, crumbs--it's all classified as "dirt" on his "trousers".
2.) "I AM GHETTO BOY!!"
So one day we were trying to make him a gangsta again by saying that we are gonna take him shopping to street stuff in the mall, this gangsta clothes store, even though he always says "Noooooo i will not be a THUUUG!!" and we were asking him where in Greensboro he lived with his "guest parents" and he was talking like high point road and we were like "Wait, in the ghettos?" and he was like "Ghettos? I not know..." and then he described the house he lived in and it was NOT ghetto at all so we were like "Oh no it's not in the ghettos" and he was like "YESS!! I am ghetto boy!!"-that got a big laugh....and then we asked him where he lived in Germany and he was like "Berlin...in WESTSYDE GERRRMANY!" Ahhhh he IS Ghetto Boy...