Jared..never a boring moment

jbVersion1 (10:55:05 PM): i tihnk u liek this sean guy...

JeNbUg7215 (5:08:20 PM): why are u a flaming homo?
jbVersion1 (5:08:44 PM): cuz my lesbian friend put it up there while i was taking care of my fallen grandmother
JeNbUg7215 (5:08:55 PM): what?
jbVersion1 (5:09:17 PM): nevermind

jbVersion1 (10:01:10 PM): so just STOP....
JeNbUg7215 (10:01:25 PM): collaborate and listen?
jbVersion1 (10:01:35 PM): Colaborate and listen, Ice is back with the brand new invention!

jbVersion1 (11:57:59 PM): You buying me my Christmas present
jbVersion1 (11:58:08 PM): *present(s)
JeNbUg7215 (11:59:09 PM): is that a question or a statment?
jbVersion1 (12:03:26 AM): statement
jbVersion1 (12:03:36 AM): you WILL get me the following...
JeNbUg7215 (12:03:40 AM): ooh will i
jbVersion1 (12:03:49 AM): a MP3 Player
jbVersion1 (12:03:54 AM): a portable DVD player
jbVersion1 (12:04:10 AM): a blue (not black) BLUE trucker hat
jbVersion1 (12:04:39 AM): a blink 182 shirt from Hot TOPIC (only $16.99 if u act now)
jbVersion1 (12:04:48 AM): a Justin Timberlake CD (????)
JeNbUg7215 (12:04:48 AM): hahaha
jbVersion1 (12:04:52 AM): and....
JeNbUg7215 (12:04:52 AM): OMG really?
jbVersion1 (12:05:15 AM): really...
jbVersion1 (12:05:16 AM): and
JeNbUg7215 (12:05:56 AM): hmm 2 unlikely fans of JT in one day
jbVersion1 (12:06:27 AM): yeah i like his singles, (as of late?!) its weird....cuz i HATE nsync
JeNbUg7215 (12:06:39 AM): LOL
jbVersion1 (12:06:41 AM): Im not going gay or anything but, dang, its some cool stuff
JeNbUg7215 (12:06:44 AM): u know ur a fan u can tell jenna
jbVersion1 (12:08:13 AM): no
jbVersion1 (12:08:20 AM): im not a FAN of justin timberlake
jbVersion1 (12:08:40 AM): i am a QUOTE "Fan of SOME of Justin Timberlakes SONGS" UN QUOTE
JeNbUg7215 (12:08:43 AM): its ok Jared i wont think ur gay
JeNbUg7215 (12:09:54 AM): LOL
jbVersion1 (12:10:41 AM): NO
jbVersion1 (12:10:42 AM): im jsut what i said, thast it
JeNbUg7215 (12:10:57 AM): alright alright

jbVersion1 (10:49:13 PM): ha ha...NO YOUR THE PERV-PERV!
JeNbUg7215 (10:49:23 PM): LOL o yeah
JeNbUg7215 (10:49:57 PM): and u just used the phrase "perv-perv".....i think that speaks volumes about your character
jbVersion1 (10:52:47 PM): no, i meant "you are a perv, you perv"
jbVersion1 (10:52:55 PM): sorry for the unclearness
jbVersion1 (10:52:59 PM): new coined word

jbVersion1 (8:54:15 PM): i want "YOUR NAME" on my butt so i can tell girls....
jbVersion1 (8:54:32 PM): "hey baby whats your name? NO WAY!? I have your name on my butt!"
JeNbUg7215 (8:55:13 PM): LOL
jbVersion1 (8:55:26 PM): hey, thats the ultimate pick up line
JeNbUg7215 (8:55:44 PM): idk i dont think i would go for that one
jbVersion1 (8:55:54 PM): wHY?
jbVersion1 (8:56:02 PM): no one unimportant would see it
JeNbUg7215 (8:56:31 PM): haha so only the important ones get to see the "your name" tattoo?
jbVersion1 (8:56:39 PM): yeah
JeNbUg7215 (8:56:53 PM): LOL
jbVersion1 (8:56:56 PM): *sigh* u can see it...
jbVersion1 (8:57:00 PM): lol
JeNbUg7215 (8:57:03 PM): reallllly?!
JeNbUg7215 (8:57:04 PM): haha
JeNbUg7215 (8:57:11 PM): im in the privlidged few
jbVersion1 (8:57:27 PM): sure, for a minimum fee of $10.00
JeNbUg7215 (8:57:52 PM): ah so its a paying attraction??
jbVersion1 (8:58:07 PM): no, just for you
JeNbUg7215 (8:58:24 PM): so im the only one that has to pay??
jbVersion1 (8:58:42 PM): si
jbVersion1 (8:58:47 PM): thats yes in spanish....
JeNbUg7215 (8:58:58 PM): ohh so everybody else gets to see it for free?
jbVersion1 (8:59:50 PM): si
jbVersion1 (8:59:54 PM): important ppl
JeNbUg7215 (8:59:59 PM): well why do IIII have to pay?!
jbVersion1 (9:00:02 PM): AHHH i gtg....i might get on later...
jbVersion1 (9:00:15 PM): cuz your name starts with a j and ends with an a
JeNbUg7215 (9:00:19 PM): fiiine im outraged though

Jordan Scott ur one for the record books

JeNbUg7215 (9:34:15 PM): i remember something about you
jjpscott01 (9:34:32 PM): whats that?
JeNbUg7215 (9:34:33 PM): ur like a...
JeNbUg7215 (9:34:38 PM): HOT
JeNbUg7215 (9:34:42 PM): THICK
JeNbUg7215 (9:34:44 PM): CRAP
jjpscott01 (9:34:57 PM): LOL
JeNbUg7215 (9:35:01 PM): haha
jjpscott01 (9:35:01 PM): ewww
JeNbUg7215 (9:35:26 PM): i would consider it a plus
jjpscott01 (9:36:07 PM): ?
jjpscott01 (9:36:10 PM): bit confuzed there

KAHHHHHLENE we luv us some Ice Cold GERMANS!!

Karlene977 (10:02:11 PM): the "german" rocks
Karlene977 (10:02:28 PM): with his bagel and orange everyday
JeNbUg7215 (10:03:19 PM): LOL he had a PEACH today!!
Karlene977 (10:03:31 PM): OH MY GOSH thats madness
Karlene977 (10:03:47 PM): it has to be an orange
JeNbUg7215 (10:03:56 PM): LOL i wa sike....A PEACH?!
Karlene977 (10:06:07 PM): that cant happen again
Karlene977 (10:06:17 PM): 90 degree angle
JeNbUg7215 (10:06:19 PM): haha i know!!
JeNbUg7215 (10:06:26 PM): "she isss cooouuute!!"
Karlene977 (10:06:50 PM): loooooooook to the riiiight 90 degree angle..........
Karlene977 (10:07:00 PM): the accent kills me
Karlene977 (10:07:09 PM): we gotta take him shoppign stil
JeNbUg7215 (10:07:30 PM): i know its like fun

JeNbUg7215 (9:43:17 PM): u must turn gay if u see angelina jolie!!
JeNbUg7215 (9:43:25 PM): hMM
Karlene977 (9:43:40 PM): :-Dhe is tooo crazy he must have been by the lake this morning
JeNbUg7215 (9:43:57 PM): LOL
Karlene977 (9:43:57 PM): smokin' up god knwo what
JeNbUg7215 (9:44:04 PM): haha and drinking a beeer
JeNbUg7215 (9:44:09 PM): i like tha pic we made haha
Karlene977 (9:44:15 PM): god thats cute
Karlene977 (9:44:25 PM): i do to that was quite a good one
Karlene977 (9:44:34 PM): he likes sluts isnt that what he said
JeNbUg7215 (9:44:35 PM): LOL
JeNbUg7215 (9:44:43 PM): he "does not caare!"
Karlene977 (9:44:57 PM): hhaha lmao
JeNbUg7215 (9:45:21 PM): haah she has no pants on!!
Karlene977 (9:45:23 PM): tampons tampons tampons why so shy about tampons
Karlene977 (9:45:31 PM): haha
JeNbUg7215 (9:45:46 PM): hahah
JeNbUg7215 (9:45:51 PM): playtex HMM
Karlene977 (9:46:25 PM): i wonder why he wont burp in public but will have a playtex pen screaming tampons

CrAzY sugar britches boyz!!

S0ccerb0y2oo5 (9:56:00 PM): Who am i sleeping with...i mean speaking with again?

JeNbUg7215 (9:56:01 PM): are you guys having boy talk?!
S0ccerb0y2oo5 (9:56:17 PM): no, we only have that before we goto bed and talk about how mean girls are
Canoleart (9:56:20 PM): boy talk!
JeNbUg7215 (9:56:26 PM): what?! girls are nice

Canoleart (9:59:39 PM): lol parker dont talk
S0ccerb0y2oo5 (9:59:44 PM): PArkers gay
Canoleart (9:59:47 PM): lol
JeNbUg7215 (9:59:47 PM): hes not too social
Canoleart (9:59:49 PM): haha
S0ccerb0y2oo5 (9:59:49 PM): lol
JeNbUg7215 (9:59:51 PM): GAY?!
JeNbUg7215 (9:59:56 PM): do you guys have boy talk?!
Canoleart (9:59:58 PM): he's ur boy? and gay?
S0ccerb0y2oo5 (10:00:01 PM): No, i love Parker, good man good man
Canoleart (10:00:02 PM): whats that make u?
S0ccerb0y2oo5 (10:00:10 PM): Ya, put 2 and 2 together would ya
S0ccerb0y2oo5 (10:00:16 PM): geez
Canoleart (10:00:17 PM): i did
Canoleart (10:00:23 PM): lol
JeNbUg7215 (10:00:26 PM): LOL nicole you joke

Brian my co-worker...

pepperoni87 (10:59:06 PM): last night was crazy
JeNbUg7215 (10:59:27 PM): was it
pepperoni87 (10:59:46 PM): i was trying to sleep, but i couldnt fall asleep until 4:30
pepperoni87 (10:59:59 PM): i think i fell asleep sometime inbetween lying down and 4:30, but not much
JeNbUg7215 (11:00:03 PM): haha ok brian what bedtime drugs did you take?
pepperoni87 (11:00:08 PM): crack
pepperoni87 (11:00:21 PM): the dreams i had were wild though
JeNbUg7215 (11:00:22 PM): that could be your problem
pepperoni87 (11:00:53 PM): i was dreaming that i was soaring through the universe, through interstellar matter and past planets. it was pretty crazy
JeNbUg7215 (11:01:05 PM): LOL
JeNbUg7215 (11:01:34 PM): well i guess crack makes for interesting dreams if nothing else
pepperoni87 (11:01:43 PM): true

It's the simple things in life with Tyler...

SoccrTP17 (12:13:20 AM): rice krispy balls and back scratches are a way to seduce me

SoccrTP17 (1:12:55 PM): went rollin' yards
JeNbUg7215 (1:12:58 PM): LOL
JeNbUg7215 (1:13:01 PM): for why
SoccrTP17 (1:13:13 PM): just becuase
SoccrTP17 (1:13:26 PM): wrote "Happy Holidays" in their yard with toilet paper
JeNbUg7215 (1:13:46 PM): haha very considerate
JeNbUg7215 (1:13:59 PM): in the holiday spirit i see

Me and Amanda are so musical!! :)

JeNbUg7215 (9:29:15 PM): give me a B flat!!
ClapOnAmanda (9:29:22 PM): AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

ClapOnAmanda (9:50:46 PM): jenna!!
JeNbUg7215 (9:50:53 PM): amanda!
ClapOnAmanda (9:50:55 PM): your body is a wonder land!

AHH Brandon i will always win the MUH

DBCpac205 (7:14:07 PM): muh!
JeNbUg7215 (7:14:14 PM): MUH!!
DBCpac205 (7:14:20 PM): i still got you first
DBCpac205 (7:14:22 PM): guess wht
JeNbUg7215 (7:14:43 PM): what?
DBCpac205 (7:14:46 PM): im moving into your neighborhood and im going to muh you all the time

Fat ADIDAS gang disporportioned eye sista wez kri-ay-zee

POOHIGH (9:03:44 PM): dot was like talking to me when i was waiting for holden to finish mopping and she was all brian always comes to work looking so nice, his shirts are always pressed and tucked in he looks well put together
POOHIGH (9:03:51 PM): and i was like.... k
POOHIGH (9:03:56 PM): it was werid
POOHIGH (9:03:59 PM): she was talking to me
POOHIGH (9:04:01 PM): i was like whoa
JeNbUg7215 (9:04:27 PM): LOL its liek are u implying something??
POOHIGH (9:04:32 PM): haha
POOHIGH (9:04:39 PM): i think dot has a crush on brian
POOHIGH (9:04:47 PM): dot wants to have his babies
POOHIGH (9:04:57 PM): i think that if she has a crush on ne one its holden
POOHIGH (9:05:01 PM): cuz he makes her laugh
POOHIGH (9:05:05 PM): like non stop
POOHIGH (9:05:13 PM): and she like gets all happy when hes there
JeNbUg7215 (9:05:48 PM): LOL!!
POOHIGH (9:05:57 PM): yeah im like fa real
POOHIGH (9:05:58 PM): lol
JeNbUg7215 (9:05:59 PM): im like dying laughing
POOHIGH (9:06:02 PM): haha
JeNbUg7215 (9:06:45 PM): theyd have all shaky babies
POOHIGH (9:07:05 PM): hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOHIGH (9:07:09 PM): thatz nasty!!!!!!!!