Quotes to Live by
"Do I sound like a cat?" -David Bridges
"You know, I wish I were a fish, so that I could have little follower fish, and then i could preach to them and make them all christians" -Matthew Jones
"WHATEVER! I'm Fuc*in JOLLY!" -Joseph Matthews
"Well...mah arm hurts..." -Mr. Manning
"Maaaan! That's gangsta..." -Lawrence McKenzie
"Modivate me, i gotta get myself outta this bed" -Good Charlotte
"CHICKENS!!" -Lindsay Young
"Darn the luck." -Who knows who came up with that one
"They have skittles..woohoo..." -Jesse Callahan
"There one was a little boy named Teddy..."-Dr. Sturtivant
"Helloooo ma giiiiirls! please report to the gymmm" -Dr. Sturtivant
"OUTRAGEOUS!!!! SHENANNIGAS!!!! who called it first??" -GBC Youth
"Did you just say...get your walk on??" -Mr. Helberg
"Hey, want me to tell you about my car?" -Randy Harris
"OOOOH Fiddle Sticks" -Sherri Barnhardt
"Guys I have something really important to tell you about Justin....he's gay." -Mike Sowers
"Muh..."-Guilford Middle School class of 2005
"Uh! Nooo!" -Jenna Barnhardt
"If you can't convince them, confuse them" -The back of one of Julie's T-shirts
"We will recieve "cake" if we have good attendance"
-Western Guilford High School Attendance Policy
"That was funny! Wait, no it wasn't, I just thought it was" -Jenna Barnhardt
"Have you ever smelled an ant?" -Josh Bridges
"Oh fiddle sticks! I dropped my library card!!" -Will Wright
"OH! Is that..THE FAM?!?!" -Bob from What About Bob?
"When all was said and done, more was said than done" -Beloved
"Oh, no children it's a disguise...THEY'RE WIGS!!!!" -Mrs. Stupid from The Stupids
"Make love, not peace people, love not peace!" -Sarah Davis
"One of these days, im gonna see the hands the took the nails from me! One of these days i'm gonna walk the streets of gold that were paved for me!"-FFH
"So then Robert enters the scene. He walks up with his whisker pants and gives us this look..." -Nicole Carter
"Gosh guys, i'm eatin for two here!" -Justin Harvey
"..."-Stephen Beeson
"Do you wanna see a picture of my grandmother?" -Sarah Davis
"Look guys! Two towers besdie each other! OHHH! And did you see that seagull?! It almost flew into them!! I'M OFFENDED!!!!" -Justin Harvey and Julie Barnhardt
"WHAT?! I'm not jelaous..." -Cody Rigsby
"Girls! Look! Your BRIO MAGAZINE is here!!" -Sherri Barnhardt
"Do you think i could reheat this pizza by putting it on the pizza box and then in the oven?" -Sherri Barnhardt
"Dear Lord....*2 minutes*...we thank you...*3 minutes*...for all that you...*5 minutes*...have given us..." -Melissa Clodfelter
"Uh....I wewould lyke tew say that if yew arent quyiet and yew stay up fewr the seyrvce...then there will NO SURVIVUR!! NUN!! If yew down't belylieve me then yew can ask my yewth grewp!" -Mickey
"I KNOW you is gonna ACT right when you get SLAPT right!!" -Bad Company
"I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so!!" -Logan Hanes, and some song
"Uh HUH huh HUH huh!!!!" -Lorraine from Mad TV
"JEALOOUS?! yea u know it!! I'm gon win cuz I only got one legggg!! YEA I'm hypoglycemic!! Jealoussss?!?" -SNL
"So then Robert arrives on the scene in his whisker pants, and gives us this look..." -Nicole Carter
"Sexuality has nothing to do with it...i'm just boy pretty..." -Cody Rigsby
"So I said to myself, self, I must learn to do more with myself, yes, i must learn to life heavy weights with my eyelids." -Crazy Japanese guy on Maximum Exposure
"I heard you're doing okay
But I want you to know
I'm a dick
I'm addicted to you
I can't pretend I don't care
When you don't think about me
Do you think I deserve this?
I tried to make you happy but you left anyway
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it, and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker, heartbreaker, heartbreaker
Since the day I met you
And after all we've been through
Still a dick
I'm addicted to you
I think you know that it's true
I'd run a thousand miles to get you
Do you think I derserve this?
I tried to make you happy
I did all that I could
Just to keep you
But you left anyway
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it, and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker, heartbreaker
How long will I be waiting?
Until the end of time
I don't know why I'm still waiting
I can't make you mine
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it, and I need it
I'm addicted to you
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it, and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker, heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
(Heartbreaker)
I'm addicted to you
(Heartbreaker)
I'm addicted to you
(Heartbreaker)
I'm addicted to you
(Heartbreaker)
-"Addicted" by Simple Plan <3 HEARTBREAKERS THEME!!<3
"C'mon man...i quit!! i quit man!! man i'm out!! Hey don't touch me" & "OOOOH SHEEEOYT!!" -Thomas Tsujii
"Oh my god!! Leave it there, it's Kelly..." -Cody Rigsby
"You sound like a valley" -Justin Flannagen
"It's so hard being pretty!!" -Cody Rigsby
"You're a...dis...encourager" -Amanda Edelman
"Well what happens if the terrorists bring a big truckload of ham sandwiches and just camp out?"-Judge Hughes
"Like Hello!!!! Big Spender!!!!" -random thugs in the hall
"Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up, these are the best days of our lives" -The Ataris
"Bye Bye evil pants" -Justin Flannagan
"Life is only as good as the memories we make it" -The Ataris
"You are a....dis...encourager..." "Do you mean discourager?" -Amanda Edelman & Jenna Barnhardt
"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end" -Semisonic
"Heartbreaker you've got the best of me...i should have known right from the start you'd go and break my heart" -Mariah Carey
"What?! How did the 'make out party' option get more votes than the car show?! I demand a re-count!!" -Randy Harris
"It's so hard being pretty!!" -Cody Rigsby
"What does it smell like Jenna?" "It smells like some BRUTE FORCE!!" -Jenna Barnhardt & Cody Rigsby
"Ok, I'll distract them, and you run!!" -Eva Ambro
"Alright, umm do you guys want to go to Old Salem?" -Sarah Davis
"Umm....Justin and Jenna....J&J....cierra los bocas por favor..." [close your mouths please] -Mrs. Lommel
"Please speak slowly, my heart is learning, teach me heartache, stop this burning now" -All-American Rejects
"For i know the plans i have for you," declared the Lord "and the are to prosper and not hurt you" -The Bible
"Forgive but don't forget girl...And when he tells you you aint nothin, Don't believe him, And if he can't learn to love ya, you should leave him cuz sister you don't need him" -2pac
"I'm not arrogant because i look down on other people, just because i love myself!!" ~Jordan Scott
